Review of The Hottie & The Nottie (2008) by James C — 18 Apr 2009

I am not stupid enough to pay money to see this, let's just straighten that out. Somehow, I made the brainless decision to spend 90 minutes of my time watching this on Youtube. Hmmm ...

Everyone expects Paris Hilton to be the worst part of this film. Unfortunately, this is not the case. Yes, yes, she's an awful actress, but you'd have to concentrate to notice when exposed to all the other horrors you will be presented with.

I'll give you a spoiler warning but hey, it's really not worth it. We all know the leading man would go with 'The Nottie' eventually, but did we expect he'd only get together with her after she has plastic surgery? Oh no, guys! I've ruined the ending. But I sincerely hope you were sensible enough to work that one out for yourself.

The only 'Nottie' in this film is Joel Moore. And I say this with respect to his looks as well as his acting. Seriously, only the shallowest of men could make a film where a shit- ugly guy gets his pick of two good - looking women.

Verdict: Low, low, low. It's pointless commenting on any other aspects of the film because I couldn't detect anything worth writing about. In case you didn't know already, stay far away.