Review of The Girl Next Door (2004) by Tyler M — 31 Mar 2012
There's only one reason to watch it.
It's your basic teen movie and nothing more.
The Story: A porn star moves in next door to a dorky high school student with a boring life, and pushes him to do all sorts of crazy things, turning him into an adventurous man....That's the story...It's every mans number one fantasy crammed into a crappy teen movie. And ladies if your boyfriends say that this isn't their fantasy, they're lying. This is in the top 5 of every man alive.
The Cast: Elisha Cuthbert...Why even bother with any of the other cast members? They're immaterial here. The only reason anyone could possibly have to watch this is right there. Elisha Cuthbert, the porn star looking for a new start...This movie does little to prove that she's anymore than a great piece of eye candy, and that's disappointing. No one in this film stands out as a "good actor".
One to Five Scale: 1.
This could have been a decent romantic comedy with an interesting twist. It could have been more, had it not relied so heavily the hot blonde. If you want a teen movie about sex watch one of the first three American Pie movies, they're much better in every possible aspect.
Tyler.
This review of The Girl Next Door (2004) was written by Tyler M on 31 Mar 2012.
The Girl Next Door has generally received positive reviews.
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