Review of The Ewok Adventure (1984) by Simon D — 20 Aug 2016

For Star Wars nerds, this is where they draw the line. The film is clearly for little kids but of course, any real Star Wars fan has to watch this just to tick it off even if it does leave them on their knees shouting "Why?" at the sky.

It's not a good film. The child actors are terrible, even for kids. The Ewoks are badly made onesies with lazy eyes and cleft lips and the story is a very poor effort by George Lucas who will never be forgiven for selling out like this.