Review of The Dark Tower (2017) by Kenton F — 26 Aug 2017

This gets my standard 3 star rating for movies that are not bad BUT have no WOW factor.

This review of The Dark Tower (2017) was written by Kenton F on 26 Aug 2017.

The Dark Tower has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Zaki Hasan (247) for Fandor (18) on 31 Oct 2018

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