Review of The Cave (2005) by Dan L — 02 Oct 2008

Utterly shit. Even setting aside the general premise, this film has no internal logic at all. Divers speak underwater in spite of their mouthpieces, which would make it physically impossible to do so. Characters make nonsensical decisions throughout in order to set up confrontations with the underground/underwater monsters.

Bad science and procedure dominate. This came out around the same time as The Descent, which is far, far superior and should definitely be watched instead. Once again, I have wasted a couple of hours I could have spent staring out of the window.