Review of The Canyons (2013) by Christian R — 03 Aug 2013

People rated bad for this movie because they hate Lilo, serious, this was a good movie... surprising James Deen performance...

This review of The Canyons (2013) was written by Christian R on 03 Aug 2013.

The Canyons has generally received negative reviews.

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