Review of The Beastmaster (1982) by Andrew M — 19 Jun 2007
The best Conan rip off ever made (and therefore, to me, the only other fantasy film worth watching). It doesn't have Conan's unapologetic 18 tone but it does have a gorgeous redhead showing off her mammory glands while swimming, prompting our (perverted?) hero (who can talk to animals, hence the title) to set his pet Panther on her so he can step in and "save her".
He never does bang her, though.
This review of The Beastmaster (1982) was written by Andrew M on 19 Jun 2007.
The Beastmaster has generally received mixed reviews.
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