Review of The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) by Christopher P — 04 Jun 2007

I've had my share of classic movies, believe me. I come to appreciate most of them even though they're dated because, without them, modern cinema would not exist. Nonetheless, this supposed monster movie was a disaster, to say the least.

The narrator was annoying, the performances incredibly below par (even for a classic film), and extremely tedious to the point where I wanted to pluck my eyes out. The only good thing about this movie is that it's only about fifty minutes long.

Regardless, it still feels like a two-hour movie because certain scenes just drag on and on and on.