Review of The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) by Martin S — 26 May 2010

Holyfuckinggodsuckdildoanalrapistfuck, why did I bother to waste 54 precious minutes of my life on this crapfest?!?? Some would like to say Manos: The Hands of Fate is even worse........... well, it had at least color.

I'm not even gonna give away the plot. It's already obvious that it's about a monster created by atomic forces, which is a fatass guy with bad skin on his face. But still, even to this day, this shameless cinematic craperpiece somehow still amuses me as much as it did back then. The only reason for why I give one star is because of it's soundtrack........... otherwise, there's nothing else to say....

I don't think that even watching this high or with a bunch of drunken friends can make this shitpiece somewhat enjoyable. Don't do the same mistake as I did and stay far, far away... unless you're REALLY into bad movies.