Review of The Batman (2022) by Mooseyh — 22 Mar 2022
How is this so highly rated? Nearly everything about it falls flat. We were cracking up at the terrible dialogue, bizarre music choices, and above all Pattinson's mopey mopey daddy-issues Batman. And his big, big, clunky boots.
I guess there was a desire for a post-Joker Batman, but turning a villain into an antihero (as in Joker) and turning a hero into a sad sack aren't the same thing. Come. On. Batman's supposed to be a classic hero, motivated by a desire to avenge his family and clean up his city.
This guy is a depressive insomniac who wears lots of eye makeup and hates everyone. I didn't understand for a second what was supposed to be motivating him. He seemed drugged and bored the entire film.
When Catwoman kissed him, I thought he was going to start crying about being aggressed.
This review of The Batman (2022) was written by Mooseyh on 22 Mar 2022.
The Batman has generally received very positive reviews.
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