Review of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) by Darren H — 12 Jul 2007

I feel really, really bad about liking this movie as much as I do. It's the cinematic equivalent of gulping down a whole pot of cheese fondue. So, so bad for you, but so, so good as well. Mmm cheese.

.. Oh, also has the immortal line: "So many assholes, so few bullets." And "Snapperhead." I'm so putting this on right now...