Review of Teeth (2008) by Simon O — 23 Apr 2012

The best movie about a fanged carnivorous vagina ever made.

This review of Teeth (2008) was written by Simon O on 23 Apr 2012.

Teeth has generally received mixed reviews.

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Bounced on my boy's dick to this for hours. 10/10 would watch only once :) Here's a rocket ship 8========D~~~~~~~…

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By Cameron E (206) on 14 Oct 2015

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By Laura P (342) on 18 Aug 2014

Wow. This film is certainly unique, but its premise turned out to be too bizarre and disturbing for my taste…

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Pretty damn original, but unnecessarily slow in parts. It was funny, but especially for the chick's facial expressions…

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By Steven Rea (1,872) for Philadelphia Inquirer (3,920) on 12 Jul 2015

A smart and creepy fable in which the myth of the vagina dentata - yes, a toothed sex organ - is transplanted to teen suburbia…

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By Tyler S (1,583) on 24 May 2016

Ok first off this was a pretty unique film. I mean it really revolves around a girl who has teeth on her vagina…

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By Jessica T (517) on 22 Feb 2015

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It casually crosses far beyond the line of grotesque, darkly darkly B grade humor…

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By Christopher B (2,528) on 11 Jul 2016

I think this is one of the worst premises for a film I have ever seen. What a waste…

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