Review of Teeth (2008) by Laura P — 18 Aug 2014

Wow. This film is certainly unique, but its premise turned out to be too bizarre and disturbing for my taste. Aside from seeing three...count 'em three...severed penises and blood gushing everywhere, a young woman named Dawn has teeth in her vagina (vagina dentata,) which she uses as a form of 'protection'.

Basically, this movie is very anti-rape and believe me it's extremely graphic and I thanked the heavens that I was made a female. I felt sincerity for every male in the audience (including my boyfriend); getting your penis bitten off would be just a horrendous experience, even just thinking about it gives me the chills.

I'd recommend this film to those who are curious about it or are just in need for a good laugh or two...or three if you're a girl.