Review of Swordfish (2001) by Jonathan K — 05 Feb 2016

Two guys were speaking Finnish, but I didnt understand a single word they were saying. Halle Berry was hot.

This review of Swordfish (2001) was written by Jonathan K on 05 Feb 2016.

Swordfish has generally received mixed reviews.

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