Review of Suicide Squad (2016) by Kevin R — 04 Apr 2017

WHY DOES THIS GARBAGE MOVIE HAVE A 60% AUDIENCE SCORE??? SUICIDE SQUAD SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE A 27% AUDIENCE SCORE. There are plenty of problems in this film. The plot was confusing and all over the place. The plot didn't even make any sense. The Enchantress was a horrible and forgettable villain. Harley Quinn was annoying. The dialogue is cringe-worthy. The acting is mostly awful. Most of the characters are horrible and forgettable. The only memorable characters in the movie are Harley Quinn, Deadshot, and Batman. Some of the casting was bad. Cara Delevingne was miscast as the Enchantress. Jared Leto was miscast as the Joker. Will Smith was miscast as Deadshot. The Joker and Harley Quinn should've had an abusive relationship like in the comics, but in the movie they didn't. Harley Quinn was supposed to be abused by the Joker, and he is not suppose to love her, but in the movie he loves her anyway. Harley Quinn is supposed to love the Joker, but the Joker isn't supposed to love her back. The film got it wrong. All of the team members of the Suicide Squad hate each other in the comics, but in the movie they like each other and get along pretty well. The film got it all wrong. The Suicide Squad comics were dark, gritty, mature, humorless, gory, very bloody, and very violent, so the movie should have been rated R for blood, gore, strong language, and intense violence instead of being PG-13, family-friendly, humorous, and not so violent. The action sequences were poorly directed, awful, dull, and very lame. Killer Croc was inaccurate to his comic book counterpart. Killer Croc is supposed to be green, huge, and have big, long fangs. In the movie he was brown, not big, and didn't have big, long fangs. Killer Croc should have been CGI, huge, green, and have big long fangs. He wasn't even supposed to talk. He doesn't talk in the comics because he is a savage. The character development was horrible. The humor was bad and unfunny. The movie shouldn't even have humor like in the Suicide Squad comics. The whole movie was extremely and excessively boring. Terrible movie.

Theatrical cut rating: 2.4/10.

Extended cut rating: 2.5/10.