Review of Staunton Hill (2009) by Robert H — 29 Oct 2009
This was never scary, and it's as predictable as all hell, from the first moment we meet the characters, to them walking up to the lonely farmhouse, to the family in the house turning on them like all remote living families do in cinema.
There's some oddball subplot that I honestly never understood about the family harvesting skin for something, an operating room sequence that they keep flashing to, but I never understood what it all meant, and didn;t care enough to look it up for the purposes of this capsule review.
Pass, unless you're just morbidly curious about Romero's son and his (lack of) directing ability.
This review of Staunton Hill (2009) was written by Robert H on 29 Oct 2009.
Staunton Hill has generally received negative reviews.
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