In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin.
Don't Go Near the Park has generally received negative reviews.
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Don't Go Near the Park was released in 1979 and has generally received negative reviews.
Online reviewers have written 14 reviews, giving Don't Go Near the Park (1979) an average rating of 31%.
Overall, cinema-goers much prefer the movie, giving it an average score of 51%, compared to film critics, who gave it a considerably lower average score of 10%. Amateur reviewers enjoyed Don't Go Near the Park a lot more than professional critics.
With a score of 31%, Don't Go Near the Park is below the average Cinafilm score for movies made in 1979, which stands at 60%.
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