Review of Spider-Man 3 (2007) by Mark V — 19 Feb 2014

This movie sucks. Hollywood took one of my most beloved Marvel Comics villain and turned him into Venom's gay cousin. I mean really? Foreman? Eddie Brock was a dude that lifted weights, gets swole, and maybe traffics in cocaine, but that was never brought up. So when he gets taken over by the symbiote, we are treated to a hulking overly muscled, monster.

But thanks to the 'magic' of Hollywood and their hardon for CGI, we got treated to a skinny little jerk, who is fighting off the pains of puberty.