Review of Spartan (2004) by Kyle W — 13 Mar 2004
Not impressed. While the plot was intriguing, the rest of the movie was not. Val Kilmer is a big, dumb oaf. He can't act for shit! Even William H Macy was retarded in this movie, though. Half the dialogue was standard action movie fare "I think you broke my arm!" .
. *crack* .. "NOW I broke it" and the other half is complete CHEESE!!! I wanted to scream "TIGGA PLEASE" at half the stuff in the movie. Way too much talk, not enough action. Bring me some Kill Bill Vol 2 please.
This review of Spartan (2004) was written by Kyle W on 13 Mar 2004.
Spartan has generally received positive reviews.
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