Review of Seven Swords (2005) by Patrick L — 28 Apr 2006

Hmm, I guess I never rated this movie? anyways, here it is....

Here are the comments I put on etchy's vine:

" ya, I dunno, after we all saw the horse kick the flaming boulder (which looked like .. paper mache), we actually all laughed out loud. I think the internal tomatometer at that point was like 20%. I fell asleep through about 1/2 of the movie. I only remember some old man floating, jackie on a mountain of bodies, jackie fighting in the sticky tape factory, and the end with everyone flying around. there's no way those scenes should be in the same movie. and don't know if it would have made any more sense had I stayed awake through it all. I don't remember what I gave it... 4/10?".

Seven swords rating too.... same problems as the myth...