Review of Scary Movie (1991) by Jess L — 14 Nov 2013

Good spoof and funny. Carmen Electra in opening act as Drew Barrymore in Scream, talk to the killer on phone. The killer stab her boobs and out come a silicon. Anna Faris boyfriend is Jon Abrahams. Regina Hall and Shannon Elizabeth are friends of Anna.

Shawn Wayans is boyfriend of Regina, Marlon Wayans is brother of Regina. Lochlyn Munro is boyfriend of Shannon. A year ago, they accidentally knock down a person while all are high on sex in car. After dumping his body, they made a pact.

Cheri Oteri is the reporter. Dave Sheridan is doofus sheriff, brother of Shannon. Lochlyn got a photo of his tiny dick in his locker and isn't happy. Shannon join a beauty contest and is acting when she saw the killer behind Lochlyn.

The judges and audience thought she is naturally good when she is shouting for help. Lochlyn is dead and Shannon is happy to be the winner and heck care about her boyfriend. The killer is in Anna and she manage to call the police.

Jon climb through the window and he drop a knife. They police catch him. The sheriff show Anna some photo.. of himself in a swimming trunk and she just look and say no. Shannon pick her up to stay over her place.

The killer call her. Jon is release. Shannon is alone in the gym and was killed. Regina and Shawn is in cinema, she is very noisy and irritating. Shawn is killed in the toilet. The killer is beside Regina and one old man take his knife to stab her, everyone else follow suit because they hate her attitude.

Anna hold a party at home and make out with Jon. He remove her panties and bats came flying out and her pubic hair is like forest thick. He cum big time and stick her to the roof. The killer stab Jon and they run.

Anna get a gun and pass to Jon. He shoot Marlon. Jon and Shawn are the killers. They gonna simulate the movie and Shawn stab Jon. Then the mask killer kill Shawn from behind and chase after Anna. She kick his butt Matrix style.

The sheriffs arrive but the killer is gone. Its confirm not the man they knock down but someone connected to them all and know the truth. Pinpoint to Dave. He just act doofus, is in cahoot with Cheri.

They drive away to freedom.