Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Alice H — 06 Jul 2007

Don't F*ck with Santa Claus, hoes! P.S. this movie has an awesome robot scene.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Alice H on 06 Jul 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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