Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Ryan H — 13 Aug 2007

Still better than Fantastic Four but this movie had to be made to be lame.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Ryan H on 13 Aug 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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