Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Mark D — 26 Nov 2011

Are you serious?! of all the movies I select to watch, this comes on. tickle ray? santa doesn't know if there's life on mars? martians watching (silly) earth programs - that confuse them? food pills (of earth food)? sleep spray? this is ridiculous. and so is the makeup.

"...all this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit.".

Speaking of which, nice polar bear suit. "...oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my; mrs. claus isn't going to like this..." hmmm, a martian-mellow. and slinky makes a cameo!

All in all, it's a true mst3k flick. I find it hard to believe there was any entertainment value in the movie, but you get a â~... for trying.