Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Michael M — 08 Dec 2012

Terrible film; hilarious episode of MST3k.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Michael M on 08 Dec 2012.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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By Caio C (65) on 01 Nov 2011

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHHA Uma das 1hr e 20 mais escrotas da minha vida, sÃ (C)rio uahhuahua Muito, MUITO, MUIIIITO ruim! HAHAHA…

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) ?? One of the all-time greats…

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By Steve G (1,301) on 31 Dec 2014

A cult Christmas classic, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians concerns Martians and their selfish, perturbed children who have no fun and hope…

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By Dave R (1,620) on 19 Nov 2013

Well it was pretty crappy movie even for the 1960s low budget movie all the way wasn't even funny I didn't laugh once this shows even back…

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By Senor C (647) on 05 Dec 2010

With the exception of the laughably bad Polar Bear costume, there is nothing enjoy in this obnoxiously cheesy movie…

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By Evan G (278) on 13 Apr 2017

It was awful!!!!! I knew it would be bad but never expected it to be THIS bad…

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By Matt M (2,511) on 17 Dec 2013

Regarded as one of the worst movies ever made, this film is about Santa kidnapped by Martians…

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By Andrea S (358) on 25 Dec 2018

This movie is so bad it's good - well, the MST3K version anyway. we made a parody christmas horror host show out of this and had a blast…

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