Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Bronwyn W — 23 Nov 2007

A film so incredibly bad that it's hilarious... What were they thinking when this was made? :o).

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Bronwyn W on 23 Nov 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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By Felix Vasquez Jr. (1,949) for Cinema Crazed (1,907) on 18 Dec 2010

A terrible product of people who wanted to appeal to kids but likely never met one in their lives…

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By Jose M (1,677) on 26 Dec 2010

Never take acid before making a Christmas movie... But oddly, this has more charm than a lot of Christmas movies out there…

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By Forrest P (161) on 19 Feb 2011

Tries to be heartwarming but ends up being just plain creepy instead. Worth watching for the unintentional hilarity though…

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By Spencer S (1,155) on 31 Dec 2014

A cult Christmas classic, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians concerns Martians and their selfish, perturbed children who have no fun and hope…

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By Shaun B (772) on 03 May 2013

This might be the worst movie in existence, and yet I get so nostalgic about it…

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By Warren S (291) on 21 Dec 2010

This one of those movies one can categorize as so bad it's good but I must add that it really resembles a Lollywood flick, yes it's just as…

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By Altered E (45) on 25 Aug 2016

If this film wanted to engage kids at a level a braindead salamander could comprehend, it failed…

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By Andrew B (2,971) on 10 Aug 2012

Dear God, usually I'd attribute LSD to something this ridiculous but this was a pre-hippy year…

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By Justin R (1,063) on 05 Dec 2010

With the exception of the laughably bad Polar Bear costume, there is nothing enjoy in this obnoxiously cheesy movie…

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By Sarah P (975) on 05 Dec 2010

With the exception of the laughably bad Polar Bear costume, there is nothing enjoy in this obnoxiously cheesy movie…

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