Review of San Andreas (2015) by Jeremy S — 29 Feb 2016

Terrible. Really bad. I am amazed that this has a 50% rating here at RT. It's hard to create suspense when you know exactly what will happen within the first few minutes of the movie. Ludicrous, dumb, and juvenile.

The only recommendation I can give would be to the talent (because if you're going to have a bad movie you might as well hire top acting talent) and the special effects, but even they suffered from Transformers syndrome: too much too fast.

Unless you like disaster porn, the hottest mother daughter pairing in movie history, or The Rock, AVOID this movie. At least don't pay anything for it. I'm sure it will be on the short side of a pay wall soon enough.