Review of Robot Jox (1990) by Theo R — 07 Sep 2007

So crappy. :(.

Best scene is when a giant robot crushes to death a bunch of annoying kids.

Sadly, that doesn't save the picture. :(.

Said scene was sampled in a bitchin' song, hence my review of "one" star in lieu of "half".

Also, a fat man in a cowboy hat utters the line "it's clobberin' time" -- which brings to mind that as bad as this film is, the Fantastic Four is still a lot worse.

:(.