Review of Robot Jox (1990) by Water C — 17 Jul 2010
"you bet I am.".
"and i'm all metal, too.".
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"everything.".
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"yeah even my wang, too.".
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"wanna peak under the hood?".
"maybe change my oil?".
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"no.".
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"no. ok baby. ok.".
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"later?".
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"no. ok.".
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"here's my number.".
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"yep, all metal.".
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"yep, even my penis.".
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"ok, sure, don't call you after eight.".
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"ok.".
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"no, I think talking about kids is the first sign of a true, communal relationship.".
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"uh huh.".
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"you know, baby. there's something I forgot to mention to you at the start of our relationship.".
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"ah, forget it.".
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"no, baby, really it's nothing.".
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"alight, baby, i'll tell you.".
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"i'm still seeing my ex-wife.".
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"baby, pulease! calm down, baby! calm down.".
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"oh, not the china, baby. THAT'S IMPORTED!".
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"baby, calm down. i'll leave her!".
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"yeah, of course, I promise, baby.".
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"you know you're the only one.".
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"yeah, baby. let's make a baby right now. all this pottery-smashing-against-the-wall noise is making my italian blood sizzle.".
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"yeah, baby, I brought protection. what robot leaves his house without it?".
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"oh baby, you sure know how to work the distributor cap.".
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"oh baby, here I come. HERE I COME!".
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"oh baby, i'm overheated. i'll have to pull over to this side of the bed for a second.".
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"oh...well, maybe I just wasn't loaded.".
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"alright, baby, I gotta tell you. i'm not original.".
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"yeah, baby, I have imported parts.".
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"oh, baby, does this mean I can't call you?".
This review of Robot Jox (1990) was written by Water C on 17 Jul 2010.
Robot Jox has generally received mixed reviews.
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