Review of Rise of the Footsoldier (2007) by Chris H — 10 Sep 2008

Take Essex Dogs, Football Factory, The Buisness, Green Street, and Outlaws, blend in the same old east end shite,add more pumpin visual violence and alot of 'fucking cunts'' [the cunt bein pronounced with an A instead of a U] cater to every jack the lad pie head gym lovin boxin watchin up for the odd drug taking binge drinkin quality bird get yer tits out disrespectin dart throwin fruit machine gamblin geezer out there,n you got this pile of shite.

You know it's funny in places, in combined about 3 minutes worth of quality one liners, not far from a NICK LOVE script. only thing missing is DANNY DYER. I like these flicks, but this is too far.