Review of Revenge of the Ninja (1983) by Andrew K — 06 Aug 2008
A movie that constantly amazes with amazingly amazing it is. Within the first 5 minutes you're like "holy shit balls, NINJAS!" and then to make the whole thing even more amazing a little kid gets a ninja star to the face.
FUCK YEAH! From there on out the movie is one amazing moment of amazement after another. There's flips, there's kicks, and like 50 dudes get ninja stars thrown into various body parts. Oscar caliber writing and acting, a whole bunch of random thugs get murdered to death, and then in the super amazing climactic showdown, the bad guy has a stick that shoots fire; consider me amazed.
"Revenge of the Ninja" is officially the most amazing movie ever made with both the words "revenge" and "ninja" in the title.
This review of Revenge of the Ninja (1983) was written by Andrew K on 06 Aug 2008.
Revenge of the Ninja has generally received mixed reviews.
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