Review of Return to Horror High (1987) by David M — 26 May 2007

Extremely cheesy. This is what 80's horror is all about.

This review of Return to Horror High (1987) was written by David M on 26 May 2007.

Return to Horror High has generally received negative reviews.

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Extremely boring with bad kills. SPOILER The only good thing about this movie is George Clooney, and he dies withing the first 10 minutes…

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