Review of Return to Horror High (1987) by Jeff B — 17 Nov 2008

Pretty bad 80s horror film about a film crew who are shooting a movie at a high school where a few years ago a bunch of students were killed and the killer wsa never caught. So of course, the killer has to return and start killing again.

It started out okay, still cheesy but at least making fun of itself, but about half way through it really got bad, probalby when they were trying to find out who the killer is. George Clooney is young and donning a mullet, but unfortunately, he's the first to die, so he's not in it long.

But kudos to the movie for managing to put in a sex scene equipped with a very 80s love song right in the middle of the two heroes trying to find out who the killer is. It's like "oh my god, the killer's right outside, but first, let's have sex, and don't forget to put on Tears for Fears.

" Oh, and there is a hilarious line in the movie, they're shooting a scene where the actress is getting raped, and the director wants her to show her breasts, so she gets mad that women always have to get naked: "Well, would you care to walk around in the scene with your schlong hanging out? Only in your case, darling, it would be a *schlort*.

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