Review of Ready Player One (2018) by Rubenhope — 28 Mar 2018

This film was **** awful. From the first minute on screen all we saw was product placement and references to other, better art. I was stunned to discover that Spielberg actually directed this. The dialogue was laughably poor throughout, the plot was abundantly clear to even a **** idiot, which i'm assuming was Steven's target demographic.

This film was designed to get nerds dicks hard. If that doesn't sound like a good way to spend TWO AND A HALF **** HOURS of your life, don't watch this. To be clear I like geek culture alot but Jesus Christ this film was a 2 and a half hour fanfiction, filled with unfunny jokes, retarded two dimensional cardboard character's and plot that took itself far too seriously one minute, and shat on it's artistic integrity the next.

There is not a speck of originality iThis film was **** awful. From the first minute on screen all we saw was product placement and references to other, better art. I was stunned to discover that Spielberg actually directed this.

The dialogue was laughably poor throughout, the plot was abundantly clear to even a **** idiot, which i'm assuming was Steven's target demographic. This film was designed to get nerds dicks hard. If that doesn't sound like a good way to spend TWO AND A HALF **** HOURS of your life, don't watch this.

To be clear I like geek culture alot but Jesus Christ this film was a 2 and a half hour fanfiction, filled with unfunny jokes, retarded two dimensional cardboard character's and plot that took itself far too seriously one minute, and shat on it's artistic integrity the next.

There is not a speck of originality in this film, just tired cliche's and dick sucking of geek culture. n this film, just tired cliche's and dick sucking of geek culture. Don't watch this movie.