Review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) by Nicole F — 12 Feb 2009

Wow, I can honestly say it's probably the worst movie I've seen after Gigli. Terrible acting, terrible story, full of cliches and bad music. A couple of hot guys. AWESOME.

So bad it's good!

This review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) was written by Nicole F on 12 Feb 2009.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Hazal H (1) on 08 Jan 2012

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By Sol C (251) on 06 Feb 2010

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I have 5 words for you... YOU NEED TO GET LAID…

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