Review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) by Bill K — 04 Sep 2009

I would have given her a blanket party the first week!

This review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) was written by Bill K on 04 Sep 2009.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has generally received mixed reviews.

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Jessica Simpson is about as clunky as they come as an actress, but that said, Beyonce's performance in 'Obsessed' is not really leaps and bounds…

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By Jennifer K (306) on 06 Apr 2009

Not bad. I like Private Benjamin better but this was cute. One of my problems with this movie is that the ending was off…

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This one is also known as Major Movie Star When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine (Jessica Simpson) suddenly finds herself broke…

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By Ryan M (2,675) on 24 Jan 2010

Private Benjamin meets Legally Blonde. Chocolate eating scene one of my favourates!!! ;)…

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By Sol C (251) on 06 Feb 2010

Major misfire. The film is not Private Benjamin. Simpson was much better in Employee of the Month, than this film…

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By Sean G (809) on 06 Jul 2011

The story wasn't really special but I enjoyed the whole movie…

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I so did not want to watch this movie but it actually turned out to be quite good and I laughed out loud a few times…

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Jessica Simpsons joins the U.S Army? Doesn't sound any good does it? That's right: It was awful…

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La comedie romantique pour dimanche aux cerveaux embrumes et ereintes d'une longue nuit... =D Sympathique…

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Lord help me I got sucked in when this was on tv las night…

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