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Review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) by Leonardo - Malacay - S — 26 Jun 2012

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Ihan hirveästi ei tästä huonommaksi voisi muuttua. Elokuvan käsikirjoittajat on varmaan haettu hullujen huoneelta ja toteutuskin on kyllä aivan älyttömän surkea.

This review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) was written by Leonardo - Malacay - S on 26 Jun 2012.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has generally received mixed reviews.

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