Review of Orphan (2009) by Joseph N — 07 Feb 2015

Peter Sarsgaard has to be THE WORST actor...has to be.

This review of Orphan (2009) was written by Joseph N on 07 Feb 2015.

Orphan has generally received positive reviews.

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