Review of Noah (2014) by Dibbhansen D — 06 Jul 2016

They ruined the great Bible story by making it an action thriller...wtf is the only thing that went through my mind the entire film.

This review of Noah (2014) was written by Dibbhansen D on 06 Jul 2016.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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This is yet another unfortunate testament to Hollywood's obsession with ignoring story for flash or agenda, and this time the film simply drowns…

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It takes the material in interesting and bold directions, making for a film that can be enjoyed by everyone and not just those of faith…

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Darren Aronofsky's take on the story of Noah's Ark intuitively imagines the whole saga within the grammar of a more familiar fantasy-action,…

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