Review of Noah (2013) by Wayne W — 24 Apr 2015

Probably the worst Biblical movie of all time. Absolutely disgusting.

This review of Noah (2013) was written by Wayne W on 24 Apr 2015.

Noah has generally received positive reviews.

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I love this tale, I have seen a lot of films and read a lot of books inspired by it, and this one is by far the worst one…

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By Paul B (2,474) on 19 Dec 2017

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By Kevin B (1,217) on 20 Apr 2018

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By Matt B (1,998) on 01 Sep 2017

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By Brooke Corso (225) for The Monitor (McAllen, TX) (201) on 16 Aug 2017

This is the biblical story of Noah as retold through the eyes of Aronofsky after a three-day Tolkien bender capped off with multiple viewings…

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By Johnny L (543) on 12 May 2017

Noah follows the sweeping trail of historical tales made for modern viewers. Whether it's just a fad, time will tell…

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By Debbie Baldwin (220) for Ladue News (220) on 02 Nov 2018

The real star of the movie, however, is the flood -- to call the special effect spectacular is selling it short…

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By Zaki Hasan (247) for Zaki's Corner (159) on 21 Dec 2018

Noah is a worthy, ambitious mess of a movie, and as a deeply personal new take on an old tale, it's the kind of mess we could use a bit more…

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By Dorothy Woodend (313) for The Tyee (British Columbia) (313) on 16 Aug 2017

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