Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Iain S — 05 Jan 2014

Not sure this could be more ridiculous! Insane...

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Iain S on 05 Jan 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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By Harsh C (266) on 26 Aug 2017

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By Bill Graham (39) for The Film Stage (3,162) on 22 Jun 2016

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