Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Boris Nicolas E — 13 Dec 2013

Cant been classic 80s action :D really well made and great follow up :D bring on the 3rd :D.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Boris Nicolas E on 13 Dec 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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