Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Juan E — 29 Apr 2014

Lots of blood, lots of cameos.

And introducing CARLOS ESTEVEZ!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Juan E on 29 Apr 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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