Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Martin S — 10 May 2014

I so wanna see Machete Kill Again, and in SPACE!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Martin S on 10 May 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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