Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Mark S — 12 Jun 2014

Not as ridiculous as the first. But still ridiculous.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Mark S on 12 Jun 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Machete will return in: Machete Kills! boomed the gritty voiceover dude at the end of Robert Rodriguez's 2010 Mexploitation parody…

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By Scott C (2,765) on 10 Apr 2015

Machete Kills is sadly a further sign of Robert Rodriguez's diminishing filmmaking prowess, silly, lazy, witless, stupid and filled with terrible…

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Robert Rodriguez's imagination and sense of humor is at full speed which is what holds Machete Kills back from being good…

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By Douglas L (748) on 23 Nov 2016

Silly, kitsch, over the top and politically accurate (it has the wall between Mexico and USA)..Other than that, it's Machete with an all-star…

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