Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Joshua P — 01 Mar 2014

Best. Action flick. Ever. Better than the first 'Machete.'.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Joshua P on 01 Mar 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Gavin M (668) on 17 Apr 2015

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