Review of Machete (2010) by Skyler B — 22 Jan 2013
Very rarely do I see a movie that delivers, 100%, what it promises. Machete is one such film. It also featured plenty of opportunities to see Lohan nip-slips and one fantastic shot of Alba in a shower that "solidifies" her as my #1 hottest lady ever.
Also, I'll never see Seagal the same way and LAPIDUS!
This review of Machete (2010) was written by Skyler B on 22 Jan 2013.
Machete has generally received positive reviews.
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