Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) by Htgamer — 04 Jun 2019

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a stupid sequel to the horrible Jurassic World movie.

They went for that ridiculous "military dinosaur application" plot again, Dr. Wu made a dinosaur resembling a guided missile with a laser pointer. Not only that, there is an auction of captured dinosaurs in the black market. Also, far more stupid, the SJW plot of saving the dinosaurs from their doom because some fools pretending to be caring people love dinos as if they were cats, dogs and cows. In other words, logic got thrown out of the window and lunacy reigns supreme. In the end, captured dinos are set free and escape in US land just because some kid thinks dinosaurs are little fluffy loving creatures which deserve to live, without thinking that people will die (or rather, let's set up a sequel by freeing the dinosaurs and letting them roam free). Ironically there is a Jeff Goldblum cameo where Ian Malcolm first warns against saving the dinos and then delivers another "don't tamper with Nature" speech, but nobody listens.

The Jurassic World sequel trilogy (a 3rd movie is expected to release in 2021 or so) is an abomination compared to the original Jurassic Park films, and Fallen Kingdom is no exception. Were it not for the plot twist of having the girl being a clone, and for the haunting Brachiosaurus death-by-lava scene, I'd have scored this movie even lower.