Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) by John I — 03 Jan 2019

Franchise reboot was not exactly great, it had it fair share of problems. But this... This is an utter garbage.

Writing in this movie is utterly obscene, with most of events happening for no reason, simply to waste some time, and having no effect on the story...if there would be any story to begin with. This movie has Jurassic Park logo and skin, but it has no Jurassic Park spirit. Its a collection of extremely boring cliches, put together in fairly competent manner, resulting in end result being utterly boring and predictable. With a LOT of events happening in extremely convenient manner. Need a boat ? Here, have a boat. Because we can. Cant escape ? Here, a hatch that nobody managed to notice before, not rusted or anything. I scrolled thru last third of a movie, just to get to the end, in hopes that maybe something interesting would happen. It doesnt.

The fact that instead of thinking of interesting story, they did what Hollywood does best nowadays - they stuck a nozzle into movie bum and pumped it full of "progressive" nonsense.

Moment I saw this bleeding hearts "save the dinosaurs" movement office I realized that it will be bad. There was hope that I would be wrong...it died. I was hoping, truly hoping, that all of them will get eaten at some point, to add some interest to this movie. Dint happen.

In addition to that we got moderate injection of feminist cancer, with stronk wimin in yellow t-shirt(i cant be bothered to remember her name). Typical feminist hero, supposedly strong smart independent able and whatever. And as usual appears more like exceptionally stupid(MY GOD, THAT COMMENT ABOUT CAVEMAN), ignorant(really, blood transfusion from dino to dino, that simple), arrogant and of course, rude. a perfect feminist.

Ohh and almost forgot, a wunderkind, little girl with mentality, knowledge and intelligence of 30-year old...with pHD. Because this is totally plausible that little kid, even if being clone, can be as experienced ans grownup.

This is trash. Better rewatch originals, or even first rebooted movie. Because despite fair amount of action ,this movie still manages to be extremely boring. Is it lack of presence, mystery or plain tension, I dont know. But it is what it is.