Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) by Holly W — 04 Sep 2018

This was, by far, one of the dumbest, worst movies I've ever seen. It's chock full of cliches, dumb characters making dumb choices, and scene after scene of ham-fisted recreations of moments from the first Jurassic Park movie. The writers and director need to never make movies again. This was a waste of time and money.

Performances by the main cast were fine, but considering they were working with one of the most idiotic, paint-by-numbers scripts ever written, their performances being at all decent is a credit to their talents.

Don't bother seeing this. You've already seen it. Don't bother renting it, streaming it, or wasting your time with it. Unless you're dumber than dirt, this will insult your intelligence and make you regret the time you spent being subjected to writing that should be considered **embarrassing** to those who did it.

ONE STAR IS BEING GENEROUS.